Chapter 31

• THE SHOCKING CARELESS MAN
• Oh, my God! As early as now, I am so scared of this man. I mean, all these compliments? Wow! Just, freaking wow! And to think that my name is out there, associated with this shameless dog!
• The last one before I slap this phone aside is from a sick bitch who thinks sex is the food and everything in marriage. Her disgusting meme reads, “He is a no-go zone in regard to love, but he is a sweet beast in, you know... Satisfying, and one who knows exactly what to do under the sheets. He has all that a real man should—the rare gem that is almost impossible to find in this world. On the contrary to all that is being said here, I envy the woman in question. Can you imagine the hot miniatures this beauty god will sire? My! I wish I was in this lady’s position. I would marry him this second, just like I would be sprawled beneath him in a flash if I had a chance again."