Chapter 1454

• The Duck, The Mouse And The Bride
• It’s not like I drank a lot. Well not normally anyway. But every now and then I had a couple and they turned into a couple more and then my internal policeman went on leave and anarchy ensued. Sober, I was too shy to even catch a guy’s eye without blushing. Drunk, I was dragging him to bed before he’d even registered I was interested in him.
• But it wasn’t just my sex life that was affected. The night I agreed to learn and perform a burlesque dance for a donkey sanctuary charity I was less than sober. In my defence, the cocktails were free.