Chapter 78 Perfect

• "When you have facial hair, is it the same color as the hair on your head?"
• Dave's only response was bursting out laughing. I sighed. I'd made another mistake and we had even started eating, yet. I decided not to open my mouth, again.
• When we were eating, Dave said, "Your roommate is an asshole." I was shocked. I didn't know what to say. Keith had been very friendly with me. I thought I should defend him, but the fact was, I didn't know why he was angry when I left for dinner. I just shrugged.