Chapter 156 Fucked Up Family: Ep71

• "Hiiii Austin!" Christine said when she saw her son. She leaned over on her stool and gave him a hug. "We got these from those boys over there." She held up a half-empty glass. She pointed out where two guys were standing, obviously upset that their purchase was lubricating some other guy's girls.
• Austin was shocked. He'd never seen his mother drunk before. Hell, he'd never even seen her drink alcohol. Christine had made no secret of the fact that recreational drinking wasn't for her. She let her children drink, but she, herself? Never.
• For her to be there, glass in hand and already at least two sheets to the wind? Austin would have been less surprised if she'd been holding a polar bear in her arms, nursing it from her teats, while singing Irish folk music.