Chapter 142 Lick My A**(1)

• It had been a good night. Although I generally dislike being the third wheel, I usually enjoy going out with my roommate Kai and his girlfriend Sharon. We always have fun, even if we do tend to drink a little too much and this night was no exception.
• "I'm telling you, she wanted you!" Sharon said, giving me a playful punch on the shoulder. "You should have talked to her!
• "Whatever," I answered, fumbling with my keys.