Chapter 68

• I used to scoff at women who claimed that heartbreak from men had driven them to the brink of madness because I felt they were exaggerating.
• "Dicks are like buses - there's always another one coming along. So, why get hung up on the one that just left the station?" I said to my sister when she wept over her acne-infested boyfriend.
• It wasn't that deep, and I believed that if a man didn’t like me, I'd wear my big girl pants and move the fuck on.