"Captain, don't ya make fun of me!" I could imagine that Tsai had turned bright red.
I adjusted my tone to be serious. "Tsai Xiaobing!"
He shouted back at once, "Sir!"
"I'm giving you an important mission. I order you to arm yourself and conquer the high ground that is Lin Yue'er. Be sure to secure it as soon as possible to turn the tide of the battle. March onward and win the war!"
I quickly hung up, not wanting to hear him whine. He was a good kid, just timid, especially around women. Of course, that was similar to me. This was a glorious tradition of the Snow Leopards.