Chapter 36

• Come on, I'm not going to lie, it's sleek, intelligent, and super freaking sophisticated." I pushed the iPad back across the surface to him. "But I can see why Bruce 'Family Man' Cole is hesitating. You're effectively peddling a lie.".
• "Am I, though?" He accepted the iPad, shoving it into his messenger bag. "Who's to say how these relationships are going to pan out? If two people are set on driving their exes insane and regrettably like each other enough, by talking on the Internet, to parade each other around, don't you think they actually have a shot at actually falling in love for real?"
• "Uh, no, because we're in a fake relationship, and the only thing I find that's real is the desire to spoon out your eyeballs every time you get under my skin."