Chapter 81 Philo

• By lunchtime, I’m furious. This is bullshit. Kill Bill lied to me.
• Because vengeance is not fun, and seeing Ansel Carson suffer brings me zero joy. It just makes me feel bitter and gross and small.
• The real kicker is that I haven’t even done anything big yet. You know, something life-ruining like I planned. I’ve been about as much trouble as the imaginary rat on the third floor, and already my resolve is crumbling.