Chapter 101 Winter

• WINTER
• My eyes are still shut as Blair drives through the streets of the city, and my mind has decided that now is the perfect time to torture me with increasingly ridiculous scenarios of what will happen when we arrive at Nath's house.
• In the first scenario, the moment we appear in front of Nath's door, it swings open dramatically to reveal his wife standing there with perfect hair and perfect makeup and a perfect outfit that probably costs more than my entire wardrobe. Treasure pushes me forward because of course she does, positioning me directly in the line of fire, and his wife immediately dumps a bucket of ice water over my head. Or maybe she has a hose. Yes, a hose would be worse. She sprays me down like I'm an unwanted stray dog that wandered onto her property, and I stand there dripping and humiliated while Nath watches from behind her, shaking his head in disappointment.