Chapter 26 Suck It! (2)

• About an hour later, I went to the toilet and was in mid-stream when one of Arnie’s mates came and stood beside me, whipping out a sizeable piece of meat as he started to pee noisily.
• “Hi there,” I’m Louis,” he said. “Arnie’s going on about your wife’s tits. He doesn’t half fancy giving her a length.”
• I mustered my courage and said, “I wouldn’t mind him giving her a length either but sadly she’s a one man woman so it looks like it’s not going to happen.”