Chapter 133 Fuckable Xll

• “Yeah, I learned a long time ago that friendship is just another tool that people like him use to get what they want.” I continued cynically. “The chiseling bastard deliberately swindled you when he let you sign that pre-nup without making you read it, too!”
• “And Barney doesn’t even need his mom’s money! He’s already got a gazillion bucks of his own!” Sandy fumed. “He doesn’t really want any more kids, either. He’s just terrified that his mom will leave her money to somebody else if he doesn’t give her a grandson! What he ought to do is tell her to go fuck herself, just like I told my parents. That’s what any real man would have done.”
• “Well, we’re not going to let the Shalowitz’s off the hook so easily, now.” I growled. “I might have been satisfied to just let Barney get Cheyenne back for us and go our separate ways until I heard him and Bekah planning to dump you like a piece of trash they can just throw away whenever they want. They’ve got another thing coming if they think I’m gonna let them get away with that.”