Chapter 9 Idiot And Lonely

• Chapter 9
• This isn't me trying to trick a woman to sleep with me by pretending I'm something I'm not. This is me introducing myself. That's it. I don't even care if we end up having sex. All I want is to meet her. From that, the seeds would be planted, and in the end, we will end up together. There's no tricking or fooling her. Just me talking to her and letting her know she isn't trapped.
• "Can we go to my car now? Your gift is in there and I don't want it to get stolen or anything," the perfect woman tells her husband as I start to walk towards them. She says this with a bright face, showing she put in thought at whatever gift she got him.