Chapter 24 Opposite Sex?

• "No. It's done. When your wife tells you she doesn't love you anymore and she starts bringing the bastard around to meet your kids and her parents while our bed is still warm, it's too late. All I want you to do, and you have to do this, is arrange for reasonable child support. She makes good money but I'll do my part.
• "What I WILL Not DO is give her one fucking penny of alimony. I'm not going to pay her to fuck that bastard. I'd quit the office and bail this town before I pay her one cent. We were married for 17 years, but she doesn't get anything for screwing around on me. Can you do that?"
• "Can a bear crap in the woods? Now, how rough do you want me to get? I know adultery doesn't carry any legal weight, but I can find a judge who hates cheaters and we'll get in the dirt some way, enough to give you what you want. What do you have on her?"