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I Accused A Billionaire Of Being A Scammer

I Accused A Billionaire Of Being A Scammer

Jordan Frost

Last update: 1970-01-01

Chapter 1 The Six Billion Dollars Red Flag

  • I trusted three things in life: my fraud detection software, iced coffee, and my ability to spot nonsense before breakfast.
  • ​At 8:17 a.m., all three were working beautifully.
  • ​I sat in my cubicle with a sesame bagel in my left hand and my plastic coffee cup in my right. Suspicious account alerts rolled across my left monitor in steady streams of red text.
  • ​Most cases were boring. Fake passports. Fake addresses. People who claimed they earned seven million dollars a year while living inside a rusted garden shed.
  • ​Then a new alert popped up across my screen in bold letters.
  • ​HIGH-VALUE ACCOUNT REVIEW REQUIRED.
  • ​I took a sip of coffee. "Please be another prince from Mars."
  • ​I opened the file. My throat seized on a piece of bagel.
  • ​"Elias Mercer," I whispered.
  • ​The name meant nothing to me, but the account details looked like a child’s story about money. Private jet. Private jet backup. Private jet for the private jet. A property portfolio spread across four continents. Several companies. Several foundations. Several assets with terms in foreign languages I could not pronounce.
  • ​Then I reached the section for private land. I counted the entries twice. One. Two. Three. Four.
  • ​I stared at the glass screen. "No way."
  • ​I counted again. Still four.
  • ​Lisa leaned over the low fabric wall between our desks. "What has you staring like that, Nora?"
  • ​"This man owns four private islands," I said.
  • ​She shrugged and adjusted her headset. "Rich people buy weird things."
  • ​"Four islands goes beyond rich," I said.
  • ​"What is it then?"
  • ​"That is comic book villain behavior."
  • ​Lisa snorted and stepped into my cubicle. "Let me see."
  • ​I rotated my monitor forty-five degrees.
  • ​She squatted next to my chair and squinted. "Wow."
  • ​"Right?"
  • ​"He even named them," she said, pointing at the bottom row.
  • ​"That is the part bothering you?" I asked.
  • ​"Nobody names islands."
  • ​"Wealthy people name islands all the time," I said.
  • ​"Not normal wealthy people."
  • ​"Fair point."
  • ​I scrolled down the list of assets. "It gets worse. A yacht. A second yacht. A fleet of vintage sports cars. A vineyard in France. A satellite."
  • ​Lisa laughed out loud. "A real satellite?"
  • ​"That is what the filing says."
  • ​"Maybe he is a superhero," she said.
  • ​"Superheroes have better spending habits."
  • ​I clicked into the verification history tab. Every document matched. Every public record aligned. Every signature sat on the line with perfect lines.
  • ​That was the primary problem. Real humans made errors. They omitted apartment numbers. They misspelled street names. They uploaded blurry photos taken with cheap phone cameras.
  • ​This account showed zero flaws. It looked built from the ground up by a team of artists.
  • ​My chest tightened. My fraud instincts were telling me this was a total fake. Those instincts had never failed me. Not once.
  • ​Last month I caught a man pretending to be a European shipping executive from his cousin's garage. The month before that, I stopped an investment scheme run by twin brothers who uploaded the same passport photo. I held a perfect accuracy record at the firm. One hundred percent. Not ninety-nine percent. One hundred. I intended to keep it that way.
  • ​I opened the formal request attached to the account.
  • ​Dear Compliance Team, My account appears to have been restricted in error. Please review at your earliest convenience.
  • ​Short. Polite. Suspicious.
  • ​"Scammers always get polite when billions show up," I muttered.
  • ​I clicked through the supporting PDF files. More clean scans. More spotless forms. More reasons to reject the claim.
  • ​I took another bite of my bagel, chewed slowly, and moved my mouse cursor to the top right corner of the application window. I pressed the red button.
  • ​ACCOUNT FROZEN.
  • ​A prompt popped up on the display: Are you sure you wish to freeze this account?
  • ​I clicked yes.
  • ​A second prompt appeared: Confirmation required for high-net-worth freeze.
  • ​I clicked yes again. The file vanished into the restricted queue. A warm feeling of satisfaction washed over me.
  • ​Lisa gasped and grabbed my desk edge. "Did you actually freeze him?"
  • ​"Of course I did," I said.
  • ​"What if those assets belong to a real person?"
  • ​I looked directly at her. "Lisa."
  • ​"What?"
  • ​"The man registered a satellite."
  • ​She nodded twice. "You make a solid point."
  • ​An automated appeal notification popped into my email inbox a second later. I opened the message, hit the deny button, closed the window, and took a deep drink of coffee. Another fake account cleared before nine in the morning.
  • ​My personal cell phone buzzed on the desk surface. An unknown ten-digit number showed on the screen. I flipped the phone face down. It buzzed again immediately. I ignored it. It buzzed a third time. I let it run until it stopped.
  • ​The caller gave up. I turned back to my routine queue.
  • ​Eight minutes later, the floor vibrated under my chair. A loud wooden crash echoed from the main hallway. Someone shouted in the distance. Three people near the breakroom stood up fast.
  • ​I looked down the aisle just as my supervisor, Mr. Henderson, rounded the corner at a full run. His necktie flew over his left shoulder. His hair stuck up in random directions. The red flush in his cheeks reached all the way to his neck.
  • ​"Carson!" he yelled.
  • ​I set my bagel down on a napkin. "Mr. Henderson?"
  • ​He slid to a stop against my cubicle wall, knocking a stack of printouts onto the carpet. His chest heaved up and down as he tried to catch his breath.
  • ​"Were you... were you the primary reviewer on file seven-four-three-nine?" he asked.
  • ​"I might have been," I said.
  • ​He pulled at his collar. "Oh no. Nora, no."
  • ​"What's wrong?"
  • ​"Tell me you did not hit the action button on seven-four-three-nine," he said.
  • ​I looked at my left screen, then looked back at his sweating face. "I froze the account."
  • ​The color left his skin completely.
  • ​Behind him, Lisa quietly rolled her office chair back into her own workstation and pulled her head down behind the divider.
  • ​Mr. Henderson let out a high sound from his throat. "Why would you do that?"
  • ​"Because the documentation is clearly forged," I said. "He listed four private islands."
  • ​"That is not a reason to press the red button!"
  • ​"It should be," I said.
  • ​A crowd of six analysts gathered in the aisle. Frank from accounting pulled a small paper bag out of his jacket pocket and started eating popcorn.
  • ​Mr. Henderson spun around. "Frank, why do you have popcorn right now?"
  • ​"I heard shouting," Frank said. "I thought this was a termination."
  • ​"Go back to your desk!"
  • ​Frank backed away slowly, still chewing.
  • ​Mr. Henderson turned his attention back to my screen. His right hand shook violently as he reached into his jacket pocket and pulled out a bright red mobile phone. It was not a standard company device. It was the emergency desk unit from the executive suite on the top floor.
  • ​The chatter in the room died instantly. Everyone stared at the device.
  • ​I pointed at the screen of the red phone. "Why do you have that?"
  • ​Mr. Henderson swallowed hard.
  • ​The phone rang with a loud chime. Once. Twice. Three times.
  • ​Nobody in the aisle moved. Mr. Henderson held the device out toward my face with an unsteady arm.
  • ​"Legal wants to speak with you," he whispered.
  • ​I stared at the ringing phone. "Which legal department?"
  • ​Mr. Henderson gave a sharp, nervous laugh. "Every attorney on our corporate payroll."
  • ​The phone stopped ringing for one second, then started again.
  • ​He pushed the phone directly into my palm. "Pick it up right now."
  • ​I looked at the small display screen. A single caller identifier flashed in bold capital letters across the glass: MERCER INTERNATIONAL LEGAL DIVISION.
  • ​The rest of my bagel dropped from my hand onto the floor.
  • ​A sharp voice exploded from the phone speaker before I could even bring the receiver to my ear.
  • ​"NORA CARSON, UNFREEZE THAT SIX BILLION DOLLARS BEFORE THE FEDERAL RESERVE CALLS OUR BOARD OF DIRECTORS!"