Chapter 2700 Perving On My Virgin Cousins(Taboo Sex):>Ep6
- At church itself, I found it quite odd how caught up some people were during the services, standing with their eyes closed and holding out their arms when the pastor was delivering his sermon or where a band was playing. One Sunday a boy aged about 12 really lost his head, getting so overly excited by the band's newest song that he ran up onto the stage, jumping around before leaping off and given by the way he was limping afterwards, rolling an ankle in the process.
- Not that I could laugh, a few years earlier I had snuck out of the house one night when grounded to go to a heavy metal concert. After some alcohol, I decided to jump off the stage where my mates would catch me and I could go crowd-surfing. Unfortunately, nobody did catch me and I hit the concrete floor, breaking several ribs and one of my thumbs and getting a concussion in the process. Mum and Dad were not impressed when the hospital called them in the middle of the night to advise that I was in the accident and emergency ward, and even less impressed when they got the bill for the ambulance that took me there.
- But that was the old, immature, selfish slacker Trent, not the improved version. My behavior was A-plus in the church, in fact the only time I stuffed up was one day about a month after I arrived and the pastor was talking about how God created not only the Earth but the entire universe in six days. He mentioned how several other bodies in the solar system had been created by God at the same time. Unfortunately, one of the things he mentioned was the planet Uranus, which caused me to collapse in hysterics of laughter, attracting much attention none of it good. But I was on a journey to get better, laughing at Uranus was surely one small-slip up allowed?