Chapter 1494 Crazy Pleasures In The Dark:>Ep32
- I will admit that I am not the biggest fan of my own taste. I have, at times and with some willing female help, tried to curate the taste based on my diet. I don't have much to show for the experiment beyond "celery good, cherry tomatoes good, bacon bad." I mean, can you imagine living without bacon? Life without bacon burgers, with nothing more dangerous that a veggie BLT, it is a concept too terrible to contemplate.
- But short term I had expected to feed my stuff to Isabel tonight and Nancy on Thursday (our regular overnight) so Sunday and Monday I made the adjustment to my diet. From now on lots of celery and cherry tomatoes were going to be consumed on Sundays, Mondays and Wednesdays. My taste today was pretty mild and was low salt. Thursday would be better. I would mainline bacon on Friday and Saturday at the latest - unless Nancy stayed over.
- I will say that eating Nancy is better than eating bacon, because Nancy likes to eat me back while bacon requires more time in the gym.