Chapter 576 The Neighbour's Son:(Mature/Taboo Fuck):>Ep16

• Shakespeare droned on. Fairies mincing about, Bottom being a tit. Meanwhile William was feeling me up like he was defusing a bomb. Terrified of getting caught but desperate to get inside my knickers. Not that it mattered, the audience was too busy chortling at 500-year-old jokes to notice the middle-aged woman getting fingered. Though if they did notice, half of them would probably take notes for their own relationships. 'Must try that at the next one,' they'd whisper to their husbands, who'd promptly spill their prosecco in shock.
• 'Still exploring delayed gratification?' he murmured, circling but not quite touching where I needed him most.
• 'The best narratives,' I managed, 'build tension gradually.'