Chapter 1806 They Cum I Cum:Bone Picked Clean>Ep3

• Uncle Sam taught me I didn't much enjoy taking shit from pinheads. Really, my mother was the only person who could get me to do something I didn't want to do. The only thing I've got against her, outside of dying on me when I was 16, is that when she named me Richard it never even crossed her mind what kids would do with that. She was innocent like that. She couldn't have known how I'd grow into that name, either. At least probably she didn't know. Did I get my size from my father? I don't know. Never met the man. She told me my father was Superman, and he was never around because he was out fighting bad guys. For a couple of years growing up, I even believed it.
• Outside of my mother, the other good woman in my life is Velma. She's my right hand. While I'm out getting into trouble she holds down the office, pre-screening clients, collecting information, keeping me organized, and dodging the occasional bill collector. I wish I could pay her more. She puts up with my shit. She gets me. She knows I fuck half our clients and she doesn't care. Velma's one of the good ones, but she plays for the other team. She and I actually fucked once years ago when we were both drunk. She says that was the night she swore off dick forever.
• Anyway, the blonde in the parking lot drove a Honda registered to one Erica Kincaid, with an address listed out in Ventura. A background check on Kincaid showed she was the daughter of Bambi Brinks. If that name sounds familiar, then you just told me something about you. Bambi Brinks was a mid-level porn actress back in the late '80s. I would have headed out there that night to check the address but it was Thursday. Time to report back to Evelyn, let her know we had a solid lead, and give her that vitamin D injection she was waiting for, and that, if we're being honest, I'd been kinda looking forward to.